Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Top comments
CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...
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Comments (141)
racheljessie 17
I agree with pretty much all of the other comments. He's a jerk. You'll find someone who is a thousand times better and forget all about him someday.
Schnyduh 4
beat tha **** outta him
heylesha 8
aww :( honey he has NO balls then. Heres my reasoning. 1.)he didnt do it face to face. 2.) he had a chance to do it on webcam and made you turn off yours to still not do it face to face. 3.) he said for you to trust him, and you did, which then he broke your heart. You do not need someone like this. (: stay strong.
Mirorbo 27
I think breaking up via text would have been a step up. Honestly, why can't darlings just face the music??
Evomadrid24 0
Hilarious
gleniatorixx 5
Don't sweat it, I bet you're just too pretty to look at (;
TinyGirl95 5
He's a jerk. You're better off without him. Go find a guy that can treat you right and can man-up when he needs to. :)
textwork 4
what a puss
jvotaw22 0
******* pussy is what he is.
lisha88 1
you deserve better