Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...
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Comments (141)
Neonazi 0
Owned
kaykay20 0
Keep the cam on let him feel guilty for hurting your feelings.
Acaprice14 9
women bitch about anything and everything. if we break up with you in person it's "He broke up with me!" if it's in a text, "He dumped me on a text!" cam, "He couldn't dump me up front! I wouldnt be bitchin if he had done it to my face!" jeez. girl, you got left, pick up your breasts and dry your tears.
Bekll 31
You're obsessed with breasts, man. You say you "like boobies" on your profile and here you're being sexist and telling OP to "pick up your breasts".
DjeePee 25
Yeah, and if we break up with guys at our home, they will start crying hysterically for five hours in our couch and refuse to leave.
5t3ff1k4h 47
47 - Stop stereotyping. In the end it only makes you look like an ass, because stereotypes are rarely true.
AmethystRain 20
Anyone who breaks up with a long-term partner via text message is a coward and a douchebag, and is definitely NOT worth your tears. If he can't even be man enough to break up with you in person, how would he ever be man enough to be a good husband or father? You deserve so much better, so don't give up :)
catiebug_19 0
What a dick. why the hell would he say trust me?
BellaMarta 19
You deserve way better than that lame excuse for a man.
miszbootylicious 1
what an asshole !
bettyc4 26
if he doesn't have the balls to look u in the eye and see what he's doing then he's just a pathetic coward
iilovecokee 6
As long as the person breaking up with someone is honest, respectful and gives you closure, the method chosen doesn't really matter to me. But I understand why most of you are upset, there are a lot questions that come up during a breakup and we may not get the opportunity to ask them all if we're not there is person. I hope you get your closure and are able to move on easily.
brutalrhino 4
Why is this person getting thumbed down? I think he/she is exactly right.
DocBastard 40
This person is getting thumbed down because she had the audacity to post a sane, reasonable, well-out thought comment that is inoffensive and contains no vulgar language. The average FML thumber doesn't have the synapses necessary to process anything more complicated than "lol u fail".
MissAwesomeness 4
coward. you deserve better.