Never road head on a first date

By Anonymous - 04/03/2022 12:00

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Today, I drunkenly gave my date road head while he was driving me home. He must have gotten what he wanted, because that was a week ago and he’s totally ghosted me since. I’ve never felt this cheap and nasty and humiliated in my life. FML
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slhiggx 17

Good riddance, you know? If he doesn’t like drunk road head from you on the first date, he doesn’t deserve to take you on a second date. Sometimes it’s hard to hold in who we are, sensually. And no shaming here. Don’t be embarrassed for expressing who you are carnally. It’s natural.

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RichardPencil 30

Or, it wasn't good road head. To cheap, nasty and humiliated, you can add "bad at ********." This is not your day.

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RichardPencil 30

Or, it wasn't good road head. To cheap, nasty and humiliated, you can add "bad at ********." This is not your day.

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ayaaya 16

you’re just rude.

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RichardPencil 30

The truth is rude. I'm just saying it.

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slhiggx 17

The truth isn’t rude. That’s what callous people say when they had no tact.

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slhiggx 17

Good riddance, you know? If he doesn’t like drunk road head from you on the first date, he doesn’t deserve to take you on a second date. Sometimes it’s hard to hold in who we are, sensually. And no shaming here. Don’t be embarrassed for expressing who you are carnally. It’s natural.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

You've found a way to get rid of useless dates on first dates, most of us aren't anywhere near that quick if we've decided we like someone.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Never suck dick on a first date. Or in a moving car.

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Jonkbaby 22

To be fair, you pulled that card out I'm assuming pretty early

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wrenavery90 12

I don't want to sound mean but what did you expect??

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