Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...
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Comments (141)
everyonesbro 0
i can see why he wud do that bc guys often terrible when they see a a sad gal. specialy in your possition. but if he didn't have the balls to do it in person, thats just plain douche bag. im sorry for you
Daralea 21
I don't know. When an ex broke up with me I really wished he didn't see me and my reaction. I found it was a lot easier to be choked up with emotion when the person can see you, as opposed to being able to express your emotion physically and then get back to the conversation.
deadbabyjesus 2
wow what a pussy! it wasn't because it pained him. don't listion to that dummy. it was because he was to weak to look at you and be able to do it.
cereal1 5
As a man i will tell the truth. sometimes girls get a little too dramatic over things like that
jazzyfizzle012 0
ass hole
duhhitscolin 7
he embellishes the worse of a guy...
Coolbreezer 0
see he was right
borbaker 2
What a scumbag. You don't need no pansy ass like him in your life.
saturnsonic 3
Wow he's a Douchebag!!! you are better off without him.
racq1999 0
wow what a jerk!! just forget him and move on hes defenently not worth it!!!