Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Top comments
Lennes 12
To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.
wisericky 12
No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat... *takes cover just in case*
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Comments (138)
jbones24 22
Yeah, women can only be twiggy or fat, right?. God forbid theres a grey area of over 50lbs or so.
Monkerz 3
I really hope that was meant to say 150lbs lol.
xMew 7
GAHAHA
bluerhhajfk 17
Favorited
Fernando83 19
You should know if you're fat or not. you shouldn't ask if you're fat but rather how fat are you.
roflstomp716 19
haha the Star Wars quote!!!
WhiteCrimson 23
What a cool friend..... Hahahaha i laughed so loud now.... Wow... Hahahahaha
darkfireflame 15
Well it WAS a trap.
yeahembarrassing 7
I honestly think this is hardly a FML, after she said "So I'm fat?" The boy was left with two options: call her fat or call her too skinny. By saying it's a trap! I assume he was joking in reply to her joke.
rfn2 7
Your fault
fantasyworld 39
It is a trap!