Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
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Top comments
Lennes 12
To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.
wisericky 12
No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat... *takes cover just in case*
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Comments (138)
Wizardo 34
Well you can't say anything since you created the trap yourself: if yes you get offended, if no you get offended...
Bloink 25
Omg hahaha
speshlk37 13
Is your boyfriend's friend Admiral Ackbar by any chance?
kingdomgirl94 29
He meant that there is no safe way to answer that question without screwing yourself over. Running is the safest option.
RickSaissore 6
I disagree yes its difficult question to safety answer so most run instead, its just like a person of the opposite sex asking what you want in a girl /guy
laden_swallow09 35
But you just explained how you do agree with 16?
drewflav 17
OP, you're a real bitch for asking such a question of your boyfriend, YDI for putting him in that trap. Save the weight questions for your girlfriends, not some helpless guy who won't be able to find a correct answer to it.
Princess107 3
I say the same thing once my bf n u talk bout size and weight
Zimmington 21
What?
brewmasterg 34
Why are OP and your boyfriend discussing size and weight?
Enslaved 38
It is a trap. If he says "no" you'll accuse him of lying. If he says "yes" what an insensitive ass! Would you settle for, "I like the way you look."?
Zimmington 21
Boyfriend: "I like the way you look." OP: "So you like fat girls!? My mom was right about you!"
confusedAsFuck 34
Maybe OP had some stick wiggling between her legs
Olympiakos10 15
Like a penis?
kurk626 11
Is this supposed to be some period kind of joke? Like are you referring to a tampon? Work on your comments and you won't get down voted.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
^ Oh man, the irony...
False_Stupidity 42
Your boyfriends friend was right, it was a trap but now i'm curious as to what his eventual response was.
thatnucca 36
Setting your self up does incur some type of backlash OP... Be glad yours isn't the type that gets exposed by a bathing suit, but leaves friends running for cover.....
PhilSnake22 13
That's what I hate about women logic. "Dude she's not a twig." "Ok I guess I'm a fat pig so, not like there's any middle ground." Dafuk?