Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML
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enamis
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Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!
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TheCamoWulf
| 17
You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.
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TheCamoWulf
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You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.
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TheCamoWulf
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I meant 'deceased'
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darwinism
| 30
'deceased' or 'decease' or simply 'dead', either way I don't think such an animal would be able to sniff anything.
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mattlw
| 25
Plot twist: the weird burglar released the ghost of his dead pet to distract you with writing FML's, and thusly rob you blind.
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chabelo
| 10
Hey guys have you ever seen paranormal activity? lol
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Codezlol
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The first thing I thought of when I read the fml was that urban legend story. About that weirdo who kills a girls dog then lays under her bed licking her hand, she thought it was her dog but flips out when she finds out it was some creepo.
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DyslexicPanda
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Or, ya know.. A rat..
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Misskayfoyer
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96- Omg! my sister told me that story when I was younger! It gave me nightmares for months!! I totally thought of the same thing when I read the FML though haha!
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milanpatel
| 10
nice working together
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Omegamike101
| 7
Humans can lick too
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pink_alpaca
| 7
yeah, me too =))
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supertacowaffle
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Monster under the bed? D:
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Grex_fml
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Pretend your bed is a trampoline. That'll teach it
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LeFrogDog
| 27
anyone else thinking Monsters Inc.
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friedpwnadge
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Maybe the floor is just really attracted to you?
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SuperKnuckels
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none of the above. just Jeff the Killer.
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chowE_fml
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OP must have a mouse/ rat problem
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enamis
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Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!
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Ameel_fml
| 19
I hate FMLs like this because they never explain the good part. Was it a person? An animal? Did OP even end up checking under the bed? Or did they ignore it and hope it goes away? So many questions! :O
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ohioain
| 18
Truth!
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groovycrazyjoe
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@3 thank you, I can't decide what to press fyl or ydi
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sabrinaacrow
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You might have rats, you should probably check it out
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kittycat2007
| 18
time to buy some mouse traps
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Wizardo
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I'm pretty sure you just touched one of the many lost items of fluffy mysteriousness under your bed.
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Geometric
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No worries, it's probably a worker from Monsters Inc, I hear they do comedy now.
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ThatPlankton
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Drugs are bad, mmmkay.
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Grex_fml
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Gold ^
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malheartsnutmeg
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Could it have been a vent? The feeling and sound of air blowing through could seem like an animal sniffing if you're half asleep.
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Metallica36176
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Either A: You have a mouse/rat/rodent problem, B: A neighbors pet somehow got into your house and can't find its way out, or C(optional): You have a roommate or relative that you live with that has snuck a pet in without your knowledge. I would find out immediately, you don't want a UNCONTROLLABLE rodent problem. Take care of it now. :) Good luck.OP
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elephantsarecute
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Who knows, it could also have been a person who sniffed OP's hand. I'm sure we've all read of stranger things on FML.
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chelseaaababyyy
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Like the urban legend of the escaped mental patient who licks hands.