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'deceased' or 'decease' or simply 'dead', either way I don't think such an animal would be able to sniff anything.

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Plot twist: the weird burglar released the ghost of his dead pet to distract you with writing FML's, and thusly rob you blind.

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The first thing I thought of when I read the fml was that urban legend story. About that weirdo who kills a girls dog then lays under her bed licking her hand, she thought it was her dog but flips out when she finds out it was some creepo.

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96- Omg! my sister told me that story when I was younger! It gave me nightmares for months!! I totally thought of the same thing when I read the FML though haha!

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I hate FMLs like this because they never explain the good part. Was it a person? An animal? Did OP even end up checking under the bed? Or did they ignore it and hope it goes away? So many questions! :O

I'm pretty sure you just touched one of the many lost items of fluffy mysteriousness under your bed.

Either A: You have a mouse/rat/rodent problem, B: A neighbors pet somehow got into your house and can't find its way out, or C(optional): You have a roommate or relative that you live with that has snuck a pet in without your knowledge. I would find out immediately, you don't want a UNCONTROLLABLE rodent problem. Take care of it now. :) Good luck.OP

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