By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML
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enamis 3

Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!

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TheCamoWulf 17

You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.

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TheCamoWulf 17

You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.

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darwinism 30

'deceased' or 'decease' or simply 'dead', either way I don't think such an animal would be able to sniff anything.

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mattlw 25

Plot twist: the weird burglar released the ghost of his dead pet to distract you with writing FML's, and thusly rob you blind.

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chabelo 10

Hey guys have you ever seen paranormal activity? lol

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Codezlol 21

The first thing I thought of when I read the fml was that urban legend story. About that weirdo who kills a girls dog then lays under her bed licking her hand, she thought it was her dog but flips out when she finds out it was some creepo.

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DyslexicPanda 12

Or, ya know.. A rat..

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Misskayfoyer 14

96- Omg! my sister told me that story when I was younger! It gave me nightmares for months!! I totally thought of the same thing when I read the FML though haha!

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pink_alpaca 7

yeah, me too =))

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Grex_fml 9

Pretend your bed is a trampoline. That'll teach it

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friedpwnadge 25

Maybe the floor is just really attracted to you?

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SuperKnuckels 6

none of the above. just Jeff the Killer.

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chowE_fml 4

OP must have a mouse/ rat problem

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enamis 3

Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!

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Ameel_fml 19

I hate FMLs like this because they never explain the good part. Was it a person? An animal? Did OP even end up checking under the bed? Or did they ignore it and hope it goes away? So many questions! :O

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groovycrazyjoe 18

@3 thank you, I can't decide what to press fyl or ydi

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sabrinaacrow 26

You might have rats, you should probably check it out

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kittycat2007 18

time to buy some mouse traps

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Wizardo 33

I'm pretty sure you just touched one of the many lost items of fluffy mysteriousness under your bed.

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Geometric 18

No worries, it's probably a worker from Monsters Inc, I hear they do comedy now.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Could it have been a vent? The feeling and sound of air blowing through could seem like an animal sniffing if you're half asleep.

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Metallica36176 16

Either A: You have a mouse/rat/rodent problem, B: A neighbors pet somehow got into your house and can't find its way out, or C(optional): You have a roommate or relative that you live with that has snuck a pet in without your knowledge. I would find out immediately, you don't want a UNCONTROLLABLE rodent problem. Take care of it now. :) Good luck.OP

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elephantsarecute 16

Who knows, it could also have been a person who sniffed OP's hand. I'm sure we've all read of stranger things on FML.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

Like the urban legend of the escaped mental patient who licks hands.

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