I meant 'deceased'

'deceased' or 'decease' or simply 'dead', either way I don't think such an animal would be able to sniff anything.

Plot twist: the weird burglar released the ghost of his dead pet to distract you with writing FML's, and thusly rob you blind.

Hey guys have you ever seen paranormal activity? lol

The first thing I thought of when I read the fml was that urban legend story. About that weirdo who kills a girls dog then lays under her bed licking her hand, she thought it was her dog but flips out when she finds out it was some creepo.

Or, ya know.. A rat..

96- Omg! my sister told me that story when I was younger! It gave me nightmares for months!! I totally thought of the same thing when I read the FML though haha!

nice working together

Humans can lick too

yeah, me too =))

Pretend your bed is a trampoline. That'll teach it

anyone else thinking Monsters Inc.

Maybe the floor is just really attracted to you?

none of the above. just Jeff the Killer.

OP must have a mouse/ rat problem

I hate FMLs like this because they never explain the good part. Was it a person? An animal? Did OP even end up checking under the bed? Or did they ignore it and hope it goes away? So many questions! :O

Truth!

@3 thank you, I can't decide what to press fyl or ydi

Gold ^

Who knows, it could also have been a person who sniffed OP's hand. I'm sure we've all read of stranger things on FML.

Like the urban legend of the escaped mental patient who licks hands.