never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
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Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
Jehovah God
Richmond, United States
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
NeedANewWindshield
Angry much?
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
cman
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Romania
Dude, WTF?
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
brodinn
Florence, United States
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
waterdog
United States
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Potato_Lord
Madison, United States
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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iSativa 24
Now that's talent.
cristy91 33
If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine
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Comments (61)
RuRuSweets 5
what has the world come to!
Kmp1617 5
IT'S SEGWAY STEVE.
killer_cat_lady 2
To the people who keep saying she could have simply stepped out of the way before he got to her *whispers* maybe he got her from behind.
emira_fml 1
You should've called the police, Segways aren't even legal in Norway.
sparky82 11
Sorry about your bad luck, OP. Can't say that I didn't laugh at this one, though.