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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was told by this creeper in my grade who I don't talk to ever that I have the same bra size as Megan Fox. He was right. I have no idea how he knows my bra size. FML

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By creeped - 29/12/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

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By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

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By Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By pancaketits - 22/03/2016 15:33 - United States - Havertown

Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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nitemare0 17

Saturday 26 October 2019 2:04

He eyeballed it

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 26 October 2019 2:56

How does he know Megan Fox's size either? Is there a boob catalogue out there somewhere?

Comments

nitemare0 17

Saturday 26 October 2019 2:04

He eyeballed it

Muza 1

Saturday 26 October 2019 2:14

Why do you know her size?

kfchicken 31

Saturday 26 October 2019 7:11

🤔

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 26 October 2019 2:56

How does he know Megan Fox's size either? Is there a boob catalogue out there somewhere?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 17:55

Its called google

Jon Artz 11

Saturday 26 October 2019 4:13

It really isnt that hard to compare. legit the letter is size and number is inches around torso.

E2dav 5

Saturday 26 October 2019 4:21

Sounds like a boy who will stay a virgin for a very very long time, unless he learns to treat women properly

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 26 October 2019 9:55

Or a predatory incel.

E2dav 5

Saturday 26 October 2019 10:03

so true *shudder*

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 26 October 2019 6:55

He stares at your boobs a lot.

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 26 October 2019 10:12

I would have a chat to a female teacher, comments like that are not appropriate behaviour.

Mooglefox 23

Saturday 26 October 2019 17:27

Some people have the gift to tell sizes.

baristalbc 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 7:56

And how would you know Megan Fox’s bra size? CREEPER!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 17:54

Guys are very adept at guessing size by looking at breasts...

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