FML : Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it...

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Breanne / Thursday 14 July 2011 15:25 / Canada

Work

Previous FML Next FML

You could also like

Today, my parents told me to come home early and forbade me to stay up past midnight, and stressed the importance of it. Okay, fair....

See the top of the week

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By clownman | 0

#2890955 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:53

you work in the same office as Shrek??

By aardvarks | 0

#2890942 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Won't that be a lovely scent?

Comments

By sxe_beast | 11

#2890941 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Tasty.

MrSassypants | 31

#2890984 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:15

Why would you taste a candle? Your supossed to smell it.... though iit probably would most likely be tasty.

baddud300 | 6

#2890986 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:18

Well if you want you can come "Blow" my candle. :D

nolaneldridge | 1

#2891017 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:36

16 your dick lights on fire?!?! I wish mine could do that

amsgirl11 | 0

#2891054 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:57

Thats Gross . haha

geeksaresexy | 18

#2891180 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:12

That would be an awesome trick!

Merylwen | 24

#2891220 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:25

That's gross but funny: he wanted to do the same thing as Shrek !
So in the end it's almost cute XD

whyXD | 12

#2891878 - Thursday 14 July 2011 22:44

maybe he's asking you for some help.:)

dolphincheddar | 10

#2892605 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

way to be resourceful! this reminds me of the time I recycled my own feces as manour for
my opium plantation. it saves money! :)

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2893953 - Friday 15 July 2011 3:35

At work I call "regulars" the customers

dolphincheddar | 10

#2894614 - Friday 15 July 2011 5:06

do you by chance work at a fast food restaurant?

zendaddy0 | 0

#2895248 - Friday 15 July 2011 6:31

shrek nostalgia here I go hrgdhjfhdfdgffgdgjyefgfrgh

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2896853 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:43

yeah I work at mcdonalds but the op could be in retail, who knows?

rebornbabe | 0

#2926385 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:52

LOL

By aardvarks | 0

#2890942 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Won't that be a lovely scent?

fymother | 13

#2892176 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:38

they did this on mythbusters. apparently it was awful.

EmyB_fml | 8

#2893067 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:53

Hmm, ear wax scented candle... Noms

fanceh | 10

#2894578 - Friday 15 July 2011 5:04

yeah, I saw this on mythbusters. it doesn't work though, haha.

By grapist | 0

#2890944 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:49

2nd!!!

By clownman | 0

#2890955 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:53

you work in the same office as Shrek??

Isoldael | 25

#2923463 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:51

A regular, not a colleague :p

By darkness4dummies | 0

#2890956 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:54

how is this an fml just asking

Termites | 15

#2891175 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:10

hahaha.

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#2890957 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

I can't imagine that candle would smell very good.

By melmel4018 | 4

#2890958 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

this is hilarious.

kaoriblossom | 8

#2895984 - Friday 15 July 2011 8:56

I feel sorry for the doctor who has to remove it :D

By gene818 | 13

#2890959 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, it's busted (it just wouldn't work in reality).

Rick_S | 3

#2891022 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:39

To tell you how gross it was, everyone was gagging and almost puking. This is Mythbusters, where they've seen and done everything, and they were getting sick!