By Breanne - 14/07/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML
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you work in the same office as Shrek??

Won't that be a lovely scent?

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sxe_beast 11

Tasty.

Why would you taste a candle? Your supossed to smell it.... though iit probably would most likely be tasty.

Well if you want you can come "Blow" my candle. :D

16 your dick lights on fire?!?! I wish mine could do that

Thats Gross . haha

That would be an awesome trick!

Merylwen 24

That's gross but funny: he wanted to do the same thing as Shrek ! So in the end it's almost cute XD

maybe he's asking you for some help.:)

way to be resourceful! this reminds me of the time I recycled my own feces as manour for my opium plantation. it saves money! :)

FunnyWeasel 7

At work I call "regulars" the customers

do you by chance work at a fast food restaurant?

zendaddy0 0

shrek nostalgia here I go hrgdhjfhdfdgffgdgjyefgfrgh

FunnyWeasel 7

yeah I work at mcdonalds but the op could be in retail, who knows?

Won't that be a lovely scent?

they did this on mythbusters. apparently it was awful.

Hmm, ear wax scented candle... Noms

yeah, I saw this on mythbusters. it doesn't work though, haha.

you work in the same office as Shrek??

A regular, not a colleague :p

how is this an fml just asking

Termites 15

hahaha.

I can't imagine that candle would smell very good.

melmel4018 4

this is hilarious.

I feel sorry for the doctor who has to remove it :D

gene818 13

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, it's busted (it just wouldn't work in reality).

Rick_S 3

To tell you how gross it was, everyone was gagging and almost puking. This is Mythbusters, where they've seen and done everything, and they were getting sick!

I haven't seen that episode.. Does sound pretty gross though..

sofiainthesun 5

I can see a business started out of that.

gene818 13

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, the myth's busted (meaning it doesn't work in reality).