Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML
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clownman
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you work in the same office as Shrek??
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aardvarks
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Won't that be a lovely scent?
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sxe_beast
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Tasty.
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MrSassypants
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Why would you taste a candle? Your supossed to smell it.... though iit probably would most likely be tasty.
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baddud300
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Well if you want you can come "Blow" my candle. :D
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nolaneldridge
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16 your dick lights on fire?!?! I wish mine could do that
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amsgirl11
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Thats Gross . haha
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geeksaresexy
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That would be an awesome trick!
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Merylwen
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That's gross but funny: he wanted to do the same thing as Shrek !
So in the end it's almost cute XD
So in the end it's almost cute XD
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whyXD
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maybe he's asking you for some help.:)
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dolphincheddar
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way to be resourceful! this reminds me of the time I recycled my own feces as manour for
my opium plantation. it saves money! :)
my opium plantation. it saves money! :)
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FunnyWeasel
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At work I call "regulars" the customers
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dolphincheddar
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do you by chance work at a fast food restaurant?
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zendaddy0
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shrek nostalgia here I go hrgdhjfhdfdgffgdgjyefgfrgh
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FunnyWeasel
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yeah I work at mcdonalds but the op could be in retail, who knows?
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rebornbabe
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LOL
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aardvarks
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Won't that be a lovely scent?
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fymother
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they did this on mythbusters. apparently it was awful.
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EmyB_fml
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Hmm, ear wax scented candle... Noms
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fanceh
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yeah, I saw this on mythbusters. it doesn't work though, haha.
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grapist
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2nd!!!
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clownman
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you work in the same office as Shrek??
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Isoldael
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A regular, not a colleague :p
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darkness4dummies
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how is this an fml just asking
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Termites
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hahaha.
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nerdsgetmehot
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I can't imagine that candle would smell very good.
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melmel4018
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this is hilarious.
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kaoriblossom
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I feel sorry for the doctor who has to remove it :D
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gene818
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Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, it's busted (it just wouldn't work in reality).
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Rick_S
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To tell you how gross it was, everyone was gagging and almost puking. This is Mythbusters, where they've seen and done everything, and they were getting sick!
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geeksaresexy
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I haven't seen that episode.. Does sound pretty gross though..
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sofiainthesun
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I can see a business started out of that.
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gene818
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Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, the myth's busted (meaning it doesn't work in reality).