FML : Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it...

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Breanne / Thursday 14 July 2011 15:25 / Canada

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By clownman | 0

#2890955 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:53

you work in the same office as Shrek??

By aardvarks | 0

#2890942 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Won't that be a lovely scent?

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By sxe_beast | 11

#2890941 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Tasty.

MrSassypants | 31

#2890984 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:15

Why would you taste a candle? Your supossed to smell it.... though iit probably would most likely be tasty.

baddud300 | 6

#2890986 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:18

Well if you want you can come "Blow" my candle. :D

nolaneldridge | 1

#2891017 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:36

16 your dick lights on fire?!?! I wish mine could do that

amsgirl11 | 0

#2891054 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:57

Thats Gross . haha

geeksaresexy | 18

#2891180 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:12

That would be an awesome trick!

Merylwen | 24

#2891220 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:25

That's gross but funny: he wanted to do the same thing as Shrek !
So in the end it's almost cute XD

whyXD | 12

#2891878 - Thursday 14 July 2011 22:44

maybe he's asking you for some help.:)

dolphincheddar | 10

#2892605 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:24

way to be resourceful! this reminds me of the time I recycled my own feces as manour for
my opium plantation. it saves money! :)

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2893953 - Friday 15 July 2011 3:35

At work I call "regulars" the customers

dolphincheddar | 10

#2894614 - Friday 15 July 2011 5:06

do you by chance work at a fast food restaurant?

zendaddy0 | 0

#2895248 - Friday 15 July 2011 6:31

shrek nostalgia here I go hrgdhjfhdfdgffgdgjyefgfrgh

FunnyWeasel | 7

#2896853 - Friday 15 July 2011 10:43

yeah I work at mcdonalds but the op could be in retail, who knows?

rebornbabe | 0

#2926385 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:52

LOL

By aardvarks | 0

#2890942 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:48

Won't that be a lovely scent?

fymother | 13

#2892176 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:38

they did this on mythbusters. apparently it was awful.

EmyB_fml | 8

#2893067 - Friday 15 July 2011 1:53

Hmm, ear wax scented candle... Noms

fanceh | 10

#2894578 - Friday 15 July 2011 5:04

yeah, I saw this on mythbusters. it doesn't work though, haha.

By grapist | 0

#2890944 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:49

2nd!!!

By clownman | 0

#2890955 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:53

you work in the same office as Shrek??

Isoldael | 25

#2923463 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:51

A regular, not a colleague :p

By darkness4dummies | 0

#2890956 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:54

how is this an fml just asking

Termites | 15

#2891175 - Thursday 14 July 2011 21:10

hahaha.

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#2890957 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

I can't imagine that candle would smell very good.

By melmel4018 | 4

#2890958 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

this is hilarious.

kaoriblossom | 8

#2895984 - Friday 15 July 2011 8:56

I feel sorry for the doctor who has to remove it :D

By gene818 | 13

#2890959 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:55

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, it's busted (it just wouldn't work in reality).

Rick_S | 3

#2891022 - Thursday 14 July 2011 19:39

To tell you how gross it was, everyone was gagging and almost puking. This is Mythbusters, where they've seen and done everything, and they were getting sick!