By Breanne - 14/07/2011 15:25 - Canada

Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML
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clownman 0
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you work in the same office as Shrek??

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aardvarks 0
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Won't that be a lovely scent?

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sxe_beast 11

Tasty.

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MrSassypants 32
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Why would you taste a candle? Your supossed to smell it.... though iit probably would most likely be tasty.

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baddud300 6
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Well if you want you can come "Blow" my candle. :D

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nolaneldridge 1
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16 your dick lights on fire?!?! I wish mine could do that

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amsgirl11 0
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Thats Gross . haha

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geeksaresexy 18
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That would be an awesome trick!

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Merylwen 24

That's gross but funny: he wanted to do the same thing as Shrek ! So in the end it's almost cute XD

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whyXD 13
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maybe he's asking you for some help.:)

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dolphincheddar 10
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way to be resourceful! this reminds me of the time I recycled my own feces as manour for my opium plantation. it saves money! :)

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FunnyWeasel 7

At work I call "regulars" the customers

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dolphincheddar 10
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do you by chance work at a fast food restaurant?

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zendaddy0 0

shrek nostalgia here I go hrgdhjfhdfdgffgdgjyefgfrgh

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FunnyWeasel 7

yeah I work at mcdonalds but the op could be in retail, who knows?

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aardvarks 0
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Won't that be a lovely scent?

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fymother 13
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they did this on mythbusters. apparently it was awful.

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EmyB_fml 8
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Hmm, ear wax scented candle... Noms

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fanceh 10
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yeah, I saw this on mythbusters. it doesn't work though, haha.

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clownman 0
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you work in the same office as Shrek??

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Isoldael 27
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A regular, not a colleague :p

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darkness4dummies 0
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how is this an fml just asking

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Termites 15

hahaha.

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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I can't imagine that candle would smell very good.

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melmel4018 4

this is hilarious.

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kaoriblossom 8
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I feel sorry for the doctor who has to remove it :D

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gene818 13

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, it's busted (it just wouldn't work in reality).

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Rick_S 3

To tell you how gross it was, everyone was gagging and almost puking. This is Mythbusters, where they've seen and done everything, and they were getting sick!

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geeksaresexy 18
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I haven't seen that episode.. Does sound pretty gross though..

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sofiainthesun 5

I can see a business started out of that.

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gene818 13

Mythbusters tried this. Firstly, it's disgusting. Secondly, the myth's busted (meaning it doesn't work in reality).

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