Miscellaneous: Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom...

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Ahsan - 16/08/2019 01:02 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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Migole 36

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:46

Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness? I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...

sarahk33 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:47

Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you

Comments

disney_blonde 16

Thursday 14 February 2013 2:48

Whether it was locked or not, who opens a door with their face?

kait154 7

Friday 15 February 2013 2:44

lol

outoftown 26

Thursday 14 February 2013 3:14

Well, you got an education today. Just not the one you were expecting. Hope you're OK, OP.

bach2121 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 3:33

Would have been more embaressing if it was your class!

EarlFug 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 3:52

It's important to enter any room with dignity. If that room is full of others who are paying big money to learn, even more so. Get your shit together.

malkavian_mad 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 11:00

In Sweden we don't have to pay for college/university.

Kidkaplan 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:20

Ironically, i was walking to my bus today with my friend when one kid hit his head on a bus's side mirror hard, it also wasnt his bus

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:21

I need a door like that.

duff29 3

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:22

I would have loved to be a kid in that classroom

sofitina 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:27

How do you fall awkwardly? Wouldn't it just be a regular fall?

zandalee 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:54

I've actually never had a 'regular' fall. I have always fallen over in a spectacular fashion with legs in the air, knickers flashing, the works... How does one actually have a regular fall pray tell? ;)

kieralumina 30

Thursday 14 February 2013 6:27

but aren't all falls awkward?

FML_Elle 17

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:13

Today class, we will be-*thump*

Kitten_Calderon 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:18

I hope nobody recognized you in that class. I know it sucks to be late but some days it just happens, good for you though OP. caring about your education enough you run to class.. Some students could care less, even if you have teachers being a metaphorical cattle prod and walking then to their class.