Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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tomorrowbroadway 0
Your brother is a champ.
warmvanillasugar 0
lol how old is this little brother?!
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Comments (136)
Ariane89 0
lmao!!! That sucks for you but his delivery was PERFECT!
cumshake 0
I WANT your brother. :3
ilovezdae 0
Haha I love your brother.
gowzer90 0
Im just glad my wee brother is too scared to think about doing anything like that.Keep ur wee brother away from my wee brother.How many mouthwashes did you go thro after that?
cr1sis 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lovelovelovee 1
hahaahahhaaa. thats genius.
angryseatroll 5
Ew. That is horrible.
popoman 0
You should do him up the bum. FYL. How do people think you deserve it?
Human_Caterpilla 10
I think the line "i was teasing my little brother" is under exaggerated
tb15 0
That's gross and I don't get why so many people seem to think its genius I mean it wasn't Ironic and didn't take a lot of planning, and doing gross things to a toothbrush like that hasn't been done a million times before.
tangerine_12 0
thats what maids in hotels do when you leave your toothbrush in the hotel bathroom(: