Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.
ima_krackerr 0
hahahah.. gotta love kids
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Comments (148)
Mortishia 0
You deserved that one. You should care of yourself no matter if you currently in a relationship or not. You doing it for yourself, not for BF.
drackattack 0
thats atrocious. you should know that if you are going to be wearing a bathing suit that you should clean your self up....especially around seriously observant little kids.
Mnemic 6
#5, being hairy doesn't mean not being hygienic.
Wolfff19 2
Well said
annacs 0
wow #5 get over yourself.
faygo19 0
Just realize if you want to find another man you gotta clean that up so losing your guy should be a good reason to keep that clean. This isn't the 80s lady
TheAntiComment 0
Did pedobear pop out of the water at that point?
monkeyman2772 7
buhahahaha!!! :-)
bbycks 0
HA. Someone's not trimmin' the forest, eh?
mif_fml 27
I don't think it could've been any clearer.
loopy_fml 0
I would think that kind of thing would be taken care of anyway, since you wear bathing suits a lot? But, seriously #5. Having hair doesn't equal bad hygiene.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Kids will be kids.
Bubs_fml 0
That sucks, but if your job involves wearing a bathing suit, you should be trimming that hair regardless!