Love and Awkward: Foreshadowing

Foreshadowing

By anon - 31/10/2022 10:00

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML

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You deserved it 132

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Short Kings

By nick - 08/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 91

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 071

You deserved it 3 228

By effedfosh - 07/04/2009 04:53 - Canada

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 605

You deserved it 8 832

Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 892

Good enough

By SarahAnne - 13/08/2019 22:00

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 801

You deserved it 442

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 697

You deserved it 4 035

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 872

You deserved it 11 904

By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 329

You deserved it 2 447

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 198

You deserved it 4 392

By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 483

You deserved it 4 361

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 31 October 2022 17:20

If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.

Pink_Turnips 14

Monday 31 October 2022 13:20

i mean, when you take the average of what women want. actually want to the fullest extent.. most want a man over 6ft, and tone is simply a preference..... so i mean, she isnt exactly wrong but if shes with you, then shes with you.

Comments

Pink_Turnips 14

Monday 31 October 2022 13:20

RichardPencil 30

Monday 31 October 2022 13:33

Yes, but she's probably a 4 and can only pull someone like you.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Monday 31 October 2022 14:56

Well, most girls would love to date movie stars but that doesn't mean that they are not completely happy with the average Joes that they have. Don't take it personally, just be as awesome as you can. If she is the right girl then she will see what she has.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 31 October 2022 17:20

If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.