Kids: Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys...

By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 922

You deserved it 70 263

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 747

You deserved it 5 237

By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 774

You deserved it 18 549

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 384

You deserved it 39 496

Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 981

You deserved it 306

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 625

You deserved it 6 644

By poolboy - 14/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 214

You deserved it 9 280

Bad moon rising

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 462

You deserved it 76

By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 955

You deserved it 5 960

By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 871

You deserved it 6 939

By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 531

You deserved it 3 879

plethora 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:41

Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.

ima_krackerr 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:05

hahahah.. gotta love kids

Comments

threecardmonty 2

Monday 16 March 2009 21:47

Reminds me of the time I volunteered watch over some mentally disabled kids who were learning to swim. I've got pierced nips. The kids seemed to like them.

lexii29 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:14

hahhhaa this one actually made me laugh

mpwga 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:45

hahhaa, sorry, i must admit thats pretty funny, poor u. no, poor kid.

cheerup4lifesux 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:59

I kind of feel bad for the kid... no offense, lol

flamacue40 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:05

dude....

nat66623 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:38

Aww!!!! Hahaha I love kids they say the funniest things.

Laitue_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:34

As a fellow swimming teacher.. when you are in a bathing suit all the time you tend to not be like "I MUST BE PERFECTLY SHAVED AT ALL TIMES" because otherwise you end up shaving all the time and it quickly gets annoying. So you let that sort of stuff lapse longer than you normally might. Also if you spread your legs that wide during whipkick you're doing it wrong. Knees together, feet swing wider than the legs.

okay17 7

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:52

Thank you for speaking the truth, @70. Instead of being an ignorant dick.

bryceF 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:57

alright, bush=gross, but come on all these people giving you a hard time for not shaving while in a relationship....there's better things to do.

LW4 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:25

hilarious and mortifying

ChartreusePony 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:30

#5, having hair down there actually helps to prevent infection but trapping bacteria before it can get inside you. It's there for a reason.

derschadenfreude 5

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:32

Erm, not exactly, but you're on the right track, 73. It's there to trap the pheromones you secrete when you get turned on and keep the scent there when someone sexy comes along so they can catch a whiff of you. And also to keep your fun bits warm, of course, although this one's not an issue since humans wear this newfangled clothing stuff nowadays. Sorry, OP. that really sucks, and it certainly is a pain to shave the bikini line. Just use Nair. It takes two minutes. Slip on your bikini bottoms so you know where to apply, let it sit, and hop in the shower to rinse it off. You don't even need to take off the bikini, since it's designed to get wet anyway. hope it doesn't happen again :)