Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
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Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.
ima_krackerr 0
hahahah.. gotta love kids
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coleyyxbabe 0
LMAO. i was reading this during break, during practice. and i lmao'd. im sorry, though
NewEngland 0
Okay, I'm surprised no one mentioned this, but why are you wearing a bikini if you are teaching swimming lessons to children? Invest in a one-piece! It's much more professional.
AlisonMarie 0
Hahahahhahahaaaaaaa. I legit just sat here and laughed my ass off reading these comments. Hahaa, girl you don't deserve that hard of a time but on the reals, you should take of that even if you aren't dating anybody. But I love kids, they are the funniest thing ever. Okay, just as a side note, you should watch the pool scene in Harold and Kumar go to guantanimo bay...now that's a freakin bearddd.
sizemattic 0
hahahah Thats funny
superkid 0
this is why im trying to bag out as many old people as i can! once im 13 ill get in trouble for it! ahahha,
TipTipTippy 0
What gives anyone the right to tell anyone else how they should treat their bikini area? People telling her this is "sick" are ridiculous. Do what you want with your crotch and let others do what they want with theirs.
inlimbo11 0
******* hilarious.
BakerMan_fml 0
**** little Kids; the most evil of all creatures!
jsmith1199 4
ew shave
jammers 0
This is just rediculous. Why does this woman have to shave or wax her bikini line to be "hygienic", "clean" or to "get another guy"? Firstly, having pubic hair does not make you dirty. Not showering makes you dirty. Chances are that if she was teaching swimming lessons, she probably showers after getting out of the pool every work day. You also have hair for a reason - biologically, one of those reasons is to protect areas of your body that are most sensitive to cold exposure. In case you all hadn't noticed, your entire body is covered in hair of varrying degrees of thickness. End of story. Secondly, most men do not give a **** whether or not you wax, pluck or shave your pubes. If I were in your situation, I would not date any man who was shallow enough to care. Men tend to care more about your overall hygiene and cleanliness than whether or not you have some hair straying passed the "OK point". The real question here is this: why does society think that women need pruning and other alteration in order to be acceptable or beautiful? Why do so many people react to naturally growing hair as "gross" or "sick"? How far does this go? Do we all need breast enhancement and tummy tucks too? And by the way, well said #79.