Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
podrummer9209 0
YDI- 1- You keep arguing with how he thinks of you and he'll probably stop bothering to compliment you. 2- You just hurt his feelings probably a lot worse than anything else could have in that situation 3- Ew.
jack324 0
you totally deserve it for laughing at him like that.
lologirl419 0
YDI, you're such a jerk. It takes a lot to admit you like someone, and you liked him back. If you were trying to come across as modest or something, it didn't work. If I were him, I would think you were a bitch and stop liking you. He mustered up the courage to tell you, and then you just laughed, farted, and posted an FML about it. Way to ruin your own relationships, genius... T_T
stupid_ass_peopl 0
Now, my friends, help me visualize this situation Guy: You're beautiful Girl: (Cackles loudly and obnoxiously, then a ripping sound is heard, girl dazedly looks off into the distance) Now how stupid do you sound? you basically said, "You have bad taste," then confirmed it...
pieluver 0
do u like twilight? if u do, from ur username, u should watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgeujbnnpXI&feature=channel_page
bpepxxx 0
well dnt worry iv done tht. .its so awekward though. especially if it stinks
sama3690 0
wow , why would you laugh when someone tells you that ? :S
prillz 0
wow. **** you farted? omg
banerkblue 0
So you think you're ugly. The name alone makes me want to press YDI. Although actually, Twilight's probably the reason you think you're ugly.
wbrycem 0
I hope the guy shoved your face in his ass and let a greasy one go. Just kidding. But yeah ydi because your name is ECullen.