Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Vayt 2
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
Acuvue 0
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.
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snafu57 1
the "perfect" line and the losing line are both from Princess Bride. I think here inadvertently put them together. in any case, it sounds like a compliment.
Vayt 2
Well, the line is "there is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a pity to damage yours." The quote is close enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XegOczOvfXY#t=0m53s Gently!
VeganVampyre 27
No, it's actually all one line, misquoted. At the end of the movie, after Buttercup has "married" Humperdinck and thinks Westley is dead, she decides to commit suicide by stabbing herself in the heart with a letter opener. Westley is lying on the bed in her room, and just before she does it he says, "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours." So, obviously, she doesn't kill herself.
rinzlerkitty94 31
They are literally the same line. In the movie, Buttercup is about to kill herself, and that's when Wesley says those lines.
ShadowTheKilla 0
i like boobs...can I see urs? :)
maundy 0
inconceivable!
FerrariCake 2
Are you sure you know what that word means?
love15_fml 8
Of course, EVERYone knows what it means and that the man can't climb the cliff after following them...
maundy 0
i seem to be using that word so much...
jenwahh 1
HAHA. I love that bit :)
AmeOwl 0
Did anyone else immediately get the reference and know the correct quote? Just wondering if I'm not the only one who saw Princess Bride WAY too many times...
redbluegreen 41
Yes, I got it instantly, but I haven't seen that movie in years.
little_otter 0
DEAR INTERNET, I DESPERATELY NEEDED A WAY TO CONVEY TO THE WORLD THAT I AM, INDEED, A PRETTY PRINCESS AND THIS SEEMED LIKE THE BEST WAY TO DO IT. Love, -every insecure female who owns a computer.
FerrariCake 2
I could understand your PB reference if he told you his name was Inigo Montoya and asked you if you had six breasts... or if he told you that you had Breasts of Unusual Size... but otherwise... I'm missing it.
FerrariCake 2
Cancel that... it's coming back. Haven't seen PB in ages.
egrohovac 7
"I don't think they exist."
DoingItWrong 0
YDI because you tried to commit suicide by stabbing yourself in the chest ....... otherwise, that line makes absolutely no sense in an ordinary conversation nor is it an effective pick-up line. creeeeepppppyyyyy .... I suggest naming your mace can after this guy.
Royal_Blue 4
well obviously if the affection was mutual you wouldn't have found it creepy; you'd have been flattered. IT'S ALL CONTEXT BITCH
alexandravan5 0
Dude, he's a keeper.
infantry831 0
whaaaaa? buy a gun. you might want to " off him"