Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
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Comments (197)
tazrek01 6
Good man!!!!
pacmanman 15
Well that escalated quickly!
ssteffy90 2
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Speshul 3
I wouldn't worry about the bra coming off, as soon as you gave her a back rub you got friend zoned.
Speshul 3
Yeah, everything that happens in the movies is always true.
sonnyrosa 32
Backrubs are better sans bra anyhow :) Hopefully, she just appreciates that you're being sweet after she had a hard day.
CaptainBlack 18
You deserved it... in a good way.
Dcm210 19
That might be a good thing.
Korra_fml 23
i wouldnt worry about it too much. just make sure ur hands dont absentmindedly snake around to her front. and, unlike someone else said, back rubs dont automatically friend-zone u... i used to get back rubs and even full-body massages (well... minus a few areas) from my best guy friend ever... and then one day we became an item.... he was the best boyfriend i ever had!! just make sure u stay focused on her back and only her back... and if she notices, just say u needed to get to the spot under the strap and apologize for not asking first... everything should be ok
HomoIndomitus 4
Way to go man.
sajupt 17
You, my friend are extremely talented...