Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
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Comments (197)
perdix 31
What's the problem -- you like her so much you don't want to ruin the friendship with sex? If she likes you back, she'd have been happy that you let "the girls" loose.
alitbaby 14
scoreeeee!
Asterns 4
Hey she let you give her a back massage. It's a good sign!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well aren't we presumptuous.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Well they say everything happens for a reason.
Nicole1225 14
You are the man.
freshko21 6
Hi there, want to tell me about your day? I could give you a little rub if u want ;)
ninjagulbi 5
Can't see the problem here...
Enslaved 38
Did she allow you to continue? Back rubs are so much better without that pesky bra strap in the way. (:
Darian66 5
Joey Tribiani right here
liir 18
Achievement Unlocked: Clasping at Bras
FML_14u2c 14
That's worth how many points? :-P
dmoran20 27
That's what she said.