Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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Top comments
shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
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Comments (197)
Curtar2 18
sounds like fun.
ulquiorra102 10
Lol go get her killer xD
chosha_fml 27
Slick. :)
ItWasCool 7
I fail to see the problem here...
HereNReady 13
It's funny the post is about unhooking a bra and all these Star Wars guys will never experience that...
mstefany023 9
ACTUALLY, I find Star Wars guys very attractive. My boyfriend and I are HUGE Star Wars and Lotr fans/nerds. And he definitely has experience unhooking my bra many many times. :P
BobbieH 19
Did she go with it? You may have just missed an opportunity! Or you've just created an awkward situation! Hope it works out, situations like this happen.
icepick23 12
If she let you give her a back massage, she doesn't mind you unhooking her bra.
snazzyshoes 3
How the eff is this an FML?
Rawdawgg11 4
Buddy, get in on that! No such thing as an accidental bra removal! Plus, you never mentioned her refusing what happened!
MaZeinMe 6
That happened to me once, we're both straight girls... I stopped and we both just sat there silent for a bit then awkwardly left and didn't speak to each other for a couple days.