By Ropebunnbon - 15/08/2018 13:00

Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML
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DMA 11
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“Structure in closet: NOT UP TO CODE. Chains 3/4 inch can cause unwanted pinching and even tearing. Suspension not rated higher than 110lbs, and judging from the family photos around the house, you are not within approved weight. Lastly, plastic around handcuffs is not BPA free.”

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NormalJay 3
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I’m a city inspector and I’ve seen a lot of shit in my days 😂

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NormalJay 3
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I’m a city inspector and I’ve seen a lot of shit in my days 😂

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jkjorn 15
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Care to elaborate?

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devi_916 39
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Do tell. We want stories!!

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Seeya55 31
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Gotta remember, inspectors go into Hoarder homes, filled with cat piss and backfilled garbage. A few extra ropes in a closet is nothing!

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DMA 11
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“Structure in closet: NOT UP TO CODE. Chains 3/4 inch can cause unwanted pinching and even tearing. Suspension not rated higher than 110lbs, and judging from the family photos around the house, you are not within approved weight. Lastly, plastic around handcuffs is not BPA free.”

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Charlie Given 25
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Was the paperwork about swing improvements 🤣🤣

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Tarlachia 33
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“In-closet structure tested and deemed suitable for holding up to 200 lbs. Recommend a posted safety word to opt out of swinging activities. Recommended word: Inspector.”

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chessu 21

How do you forget something like that?

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Davros 12
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He is now showing the guys at work the selfie he took of himself swinging.

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TxKitten79 10
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That's funny. My Husband and I would have laughed about it. seriously though, I'm jealous that you guys have a rope setup!

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interesting33 36
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that was bound to get you in a knot

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demix_fml 32
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Maybe it will help spice things up for them 🙂

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