FML : Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope...

Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ropebunnbon - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 13:00 /

Intimacy

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By DMA | 11

#7677256 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 14:29

“Structure in closet: NOT UP TO CODE. Chains 3/4 inch can cause unwanted pinching and even tearing. Suspension not rated higher than 110lbs, and judging from the family photos around the house, you are not within approved weight. Lastly, plastic around handcuffs is not BPA free.”

By NormalJay | 3

#7677243 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 13:58

I’m a city inspector and I’ve seen a lot of shit in my days 😂

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By NormalJay | 3

#7677243 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 13:58

I’m a city inspector and I’ve seen a lot of shit in my days 😂

jkjorn | 13

#7677269 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 15:09

Care to elaborate?

devi_916 | 39

#7678899 - Saturday 18 August 2018 21:25

Do tell. We want stories!!

By chyiochan | 28

#7677254 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 14:25

Gotta remember, inspectors go into Hoarder homes, filled with cat piss and backfilled garbage. A few extra ropes in a closet is nothing!

By DMA | 11

#7677256 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 14:29

By Charlie Given | 20

#7677320 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 17:31

Was the paperwork about swing improvements 🤣🤣

By Tarlachia | 33

#7677339 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 18:32

“In-closet structure tested and deemed suitable for holding up to 200 lbs. Recommend a posted safety word to opt out of swinging activities. Recommended word: Inspector.”