Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML
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Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
She also forgot to mention that you're not allowed to invite your future mother-in-law to the wedding. That'd be copying her too.
avaloncode 8
wow. sheesh. something tells me she might not approve of you marrying her son. not your fault though, OP. FYL!
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Comments (219)
Pandacupcakelove 26
If she was not joking, that lady has got some issues.. Just get married wherever and in whatever way you want. There's nothing she can do about it and she'll probably get over it.
knoxxx 22
Wow. I wouldn't put up with it. It's your big day, do what you want. If she makes a scene over it, tell her she's not welcome at the wedding.
bman0219 4
Sounds like she is crazy you should have your wedding however you want it she can go f*** herself
landcfan 6
Actually, you and your mother in law are copying Queen Victoria with the white gown. Shove that in that so-called "original" bitch's face.
alfred07 18
I can't tell if your mother was trying to ruin things on purpose or just being stupid.
dangousity 21
Remove her from the guest list.... Cause that would be copying her as well
zango1 15
Sheldon's postman was right. Bitches be crazy.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well she has a point- that is a very unique idea for a wedding. Practically unheard of! Wow.. What a crazy woman. Good luck with that.
lajaynay 15
Seriously. YOUR wedding, YOUR day. Don't even involve her in the planning if she's going to be that ridiculous about it. I like idea of bringing up any wedding scenario you see and telling her they copied her.
martin_martian7 11
YOU are getting married not her. And **** her it's suppose to be your perfect day