Love, Weddings, Marriage, Weird and Awkward: Inspired

Inspired

By HateThatB - 18/11/2021 23:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 403

You deserved it 122

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By Good Luck Chuck - 29/04/2013 17:07 - United States - Orlando

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 271

You deserved it 5 700

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 393

You deserved it 8 123

All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 919

You deserved it 231

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 04:00 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 718

You deserved it 1 894

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 438

You deserved it 3 536

By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 23:42 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, I was talking to my future mother-in-law about my upcoming wedding. She told me that I wasn't allowed to have the wedding at a church, nor wear a white dress, nor have roses for flowers, because that would mean I'd be "copying" her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 841

You deserved it 1 864

Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 391

You deserved it 89

I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 587

You deserved it 4 756

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 106 699

You deserved it 7 171

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 606

You deserved it 432

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 November 2021 9:16

How did she learn all this? Did you have the bad taste to post all of your pre-wedding planning on social media? Or is this woman just psychic?

Chazzster 28

Saturday 20 November 2021 3:18

Stop following or keeping track of Ex’s - It will just cause you pain.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 19 November 2021 9:16

How did she learn all this? Did you have the bad taste to post all of your pre-wedding planning on social media? Or is this woman just psychic?

Hangryko 29

Friday 19 November 2021 19:31

Pam Beesly?

Chazzster 28

Saturday 20 November 2021 3:18

Stop following or keeping track of Ex’s - It will just cause you pain.

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 21 November 2021 9:24

They may have a mutual friend who went and told them afterwards. It doesn’t have to be a creepy, social media stalking situation.

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Saturday 20 November 2021 8:02

She sounds like she's obsessed with you.

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