Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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chico1014 0
that sucks
as260191 5
I laughed.
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dani3l 0
um explain to her, they alwqys understand
andytheandy 0
half the females on fml still have triangles for breasts. so how do I add a photo
Beatlemaniac1964 9
just explain that it was a mistake she should understand... I feel worse for her.. losing her friend :/
dezzyfknbanana 0
you kinda deserved it >_> because if you really did like her, you'd be paying attention to her convo instead of whoever else it was you were talking to d;
Norwegian_Wood 4
FYL and YDI. FYL because it was an accident I'm sure, but YDI for not being more careful. I'm doubting she likes you much anymore, but hopefully you told her right away that it was a mistake.
Owndapwn 0
the correct response would be to immediately say "NO WAIT! **** WRONG CHAT!!" followed by an apology and condolences.
musefan99 0
well time to start looking for a new crush
BoredAsHell98 0
ooooh fyl enough said
ChelsiiBabee 5
I've done that before...But it wasn't as bad. :/
gunner83 1
well there is nothing left to do but buy a rope and hang from it