Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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chico1014 0
that sucks
as260191 5
I laughed.
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Comments (163)
penguins17 0
that's hilarious
crksNcstls503 0
dangg that's where you fudged up homie
wtfed 0
if someone you care about talks to you about the passing away of a family member, you invest most if not all your attention into that conversation.. other things can wait.. just.. pay attention..
torirules 0
that's hilarious
budster1993 2
you could have just replied that you had another chat open to explain why you said that
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for it being your "crush" what are you,6? Men don't "crush" junior...
maxrider 0
how the hell could you laugh at that. my bestfriend died in a car crash and I did not find one word of that to be funny. even if he made a mistake yeah it sucks but not when a friend passes away
nkkataeva 0
You misread >.> He didn't think it was funny, he thought what the other person was talking in the other chat window was funny.
maxrider 0
ooooooo ok
james96 0
that is pretty fricken funny
AshDramatiicsxz 2
WOW , that sucks :/ and shes your crush too :/
knight0748 5
big deal just respond and explain then send another message to ask her out, if she turn you down, just said that was a wrong message too.