By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML
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ilovesuju 10

the fart fmls are always the funniest

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SandiRainbowFish 20

Wow, like he never farts. What an ass. You deserve better, OP!

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jazzyjazz04 14

Wow! I tell the guy im dating that i need to fart and he tells me to go for it! haha. wow that sucks! obviously hes not worth it if he get mad about a fart! its natural!!

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krekka 1

I don't understand the problem.... An over the phone conversation is one of the few times it should be okay to let farts rip. At the same time one's opinion is a lot like their asshole. Everyone has, yet no one like to hear it talk shit

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bigd199709 5

I just want to punch that guy in the face

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brandonjd25 3

Wow. You're one classy catch. If only he recognized it....

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smk201p 2

I would call you the ******** burping on the phone like a pig.

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noisebox 1

Did you tell him: " you didn't seem to mind last night when you were butt blasting me"

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adrianreece 0

Yeah, because it's so unnatural to fart.

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geod69 8

At least now you don't have to call him back

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MyssMarsh 11

Ok, guy needs a sense of humour. I think something else must of pissed him off that day.

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