Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was FaceTiming with my mum when she interrupted me to ask who 'the man behind me' was. I live alone, so I had a bit of a jump scare moment. She was so proud of her 'hilarious' prank, her laugh still haunts me. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
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Sorrel 0
Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.
perdix 31
(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original). If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?" Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it? And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.
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woofis 0
A creepy guy with a goody "creeping" around? How could you mistake her mom who is probably doing gardening work or some sort for creeping around her yard?
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cein 0
HAHA, that's funny！ Maybe her mother just want to know what you guys talking about.
AcesAndEights 0
You "proclaimed" a question? Next time you try and use big words, find out what they mean, okay?
KsESteve 0
I'm sure they meant Exclaimed. Okay you condescending asshole? The poster the point across and I really think your ******** grammar lesson is just unnecessary. Why don't you go spend a couple hours editing a Wikipedia page or something?
amerrah 4
wouldnt she be in her house or something? it couldve been her crazy uncle! anyways this made me laugh really hard. YDI though.
SexENic 0
I would have died of embarrasment! That totally sucks!
crazysmurfette 6
my name is Paige, and this made me feel uncomfortable since I was in a similar situation not too long ago :3
Nagemf 1
Obviously if this person was in your friends house she knew "him" so why would you be rude and call them creepy?
izzym11 1
My mom would laugh
MotleyManiac 7
Is there a reason you would loudly say that while the creepy guy was still within earshot.