Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I attempted a casual jog in my neighborhood. Halfway through, my shoelace snapped, and I tripped, skidding across someone’s lawn. The homeowner rushed out, not to help, but to ask why I was “attacking” their grass. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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Top comments
TheManager 6
They see her trollin.....
ICastillo 25
Grand theft auto her ass!! Knock her off and take it for a spin.
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Comments (94)
Deirdre_Curry 4
LMFAO IM DIEING
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Quick, somebody call 911!
slacker_69 6
that's funny AF you have a very fun mom lol
Geary519 20
that must of hurt those bad boys go pretty fast
blick457 4
#richpeopleproblems
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No kidding, if you can own land in a state as small as Connecticut, and a 5,000$ toy, you must be pretty well off ;)
magymofucka 9
i wanna know wtf goes through some of these people's heads when they wake up & decide to waste their money on some of the most unnecessary things. like WTF could you possibly need a segway for? you might as well cut your ******* legs off & get a wheelchair because anyone who chooses to get a machine to aid them in walking when they are perfectly capable of walking should just go be handicapped.
gmian 34
so... I because I have a car and a bike, I should just cut my legs off?
kwyk 23
You might find this hard to believe but some people think Segways are awesome. And they would be right.
Michael_92 20
I have a car, a truck, a quad, a snowmobile, a go-kart, should I go ahead and cut my legs off because I like things with wheels that go fast? Some of you people make no sense.
Faff 20
why would you compare a car to a segway? those are completely different things. You use a car to get somewhere a lot faster than walking. A segway is for people who are too lazy to walk a few meters.
token_blackguy 18
That does sound hilarious, did she get it on video?
cuponoodles34 10
she just wanted to bond with you.
danapark 6
Is she a chimpanzee?
Satoaoi 13
that painful but funny just Cuz it was a segway and Cuz it was your own mom
hig999 19
Hahaha thats hilarious xD