Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2014 23:07 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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TheManager 6

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:19

They see her trollin.....

ICastillo 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:21

Grand theft auto her ass!! Knock her off and take it for a spin.

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poccocurantes 7

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:36

Way to Segway into an FML!

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:38

She was just trying to help you exercise.

young_weezy_fml 3

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:40

a stroll in the yard? picture this fml to involve a bunch of rich, obese people

raesos91 26

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:52

your mom's right, it was hilarious.

outoftown 26

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:56

Mom's got wheeeeels! And the urge for a retroactive abortion? Beware, OP.

hanymandy 6

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:02

It's funny that you couldn't outrun a segway. Sorry op. lol

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:10

technically, that's not running ;)

MichiSixx 12

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:10

You were taking a 'stroll' in your yard? How big of a yard do you have?!

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:32

Big enough mom needs a Segway to get around.

buckdharma 36

Saturday 9 February 2013 3:26

? Why on God's green earth would your mom run you down with her Segway/yawges is as good as mine.

bigbootcat 2

Saturday 9 February 2013 4:10

I want a Segway! rofl

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