Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed.... - FML

By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By Ahsan - 16/08/2019 01:02 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML

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MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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Freelancer1 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:36

XD Was anybody there to see/did you get hurt?

FizzyMtDEW 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:55

yes....i was there!!! i admit it! hahaha XD. i got some glass on my body too of course! but no one's concerned bout me lol :(

xonk21 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:08

like he'll you were...

beachgirl199661 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:05

yea because I bet his / her mom was there watching him/ her to make sure he/ she washed behind his/ her ears and not to for get the next door neighbor jacking off to him showering

Luvin_life_17 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:36

ooooo that sounds painful!!!ouch!!!!

charliebronson21 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:36

I Jack off in the shower. and once I decided to play a joke on my roommate. yes shampoo

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

random. I hate how comments like this don't get modded but trolls pull off the legit comments.

Person1233 12

Monday 8 February 2010 3:51

Lmfao

chuchurocket 4

Monday 8 February 2010 3:56

my roommate came into the shower with me while drunk and then threw up in my face

harmony88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:10

At least you were in the shower.... easy to clean off.

Pearljammer001 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:38

this is why glass shower doors suck. been there done that just a little different

MagicalPegicorn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:59

I use metal doors.

jsignomgmt 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:39

hahahahahaha

Mynx 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:41

OMG dude that sucks! Sorry to read.

Taipan_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

Omg so is your dick alrig- ?! Oh, 5 and 7 beat me to it...

threer 30

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:39

Then why even post it? Oh, yeah. Because you're ******* stupid.

Erindub 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:51

Of course you were naked you were in the shower

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:54

the obvious-ness of op's lack of clothing has already been pointed out. see above comments.

daftpunk_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:53

fail..and it's implied that youd be naked if you were in the shower

Saddrew 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:57

I hope it hurt you nudist weirdo

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 4:03

I don't think anyone is a nudist weirdo for taking showers while naked..

Towelie_31 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:47

i like to wear a hat when i take a shower... makes shampooing kinda hard but it just feels right

koerviipns 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:28

I like to wear overalls when I take showers. or a cup.

stavijerome 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:58

y would u not be naked?

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