Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When...

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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jarofarts 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:53

that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.

CowGoesMoo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:55

I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.

Comments

kailow 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 21:51

hun.. you would have heard something dipshit

LOLPWNTHAHA 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:36

ok well im just gonna throw this out there but he may have been listening to his Ipod so thats why he couldnt here them.

wallythedolly 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:32

lol use your ears, bro.

simplyturtles 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 0:49

I think you are completely justified in wanting to run around the house naked.

Love_Liv_Ace4 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:01

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that sucks sooo bad. Me and my friend sat here cracking up for like ten minutes NO JOKE! But, really, how did you not hear them?

kellster 2

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:14

1. What a silly thing to do! 2. I can't believe you didn't hear them. Are you deaf? Or that absorbed by your own nudity?

iaplc 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 3:51

next time, write something more believable

franciscossj4 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:25

Hahahaha, q pringado, man at least u have something to show, and big deal i bet ur mom have seen u naked a lot more times than that. ps:don't be ashamed if u have a small penis not every1 is lucky like me.

franciscossj4 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 5:31

man k pringado, well at least u gave 'em quite a show and for u mom i bet she has seen u naked. ps: it would suck if any of those womans have a daughter and they tell her about your welcoming to them and ur small pp.