By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
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<p>The wording here is madness. You fell asleep while he was waiting for you to answer the door, like he'd just knocked? Since you didn't answer, he didn't come over? Huh?</p> <p>I think you still need some rest, OP.</p>

<p>You don't sound excited.</p>

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How long did you make that poor person wait?! And why did that keep trying to spellcheck to "pour"?! I've never poured a person out and then described it in text! The insanity that is my life is tearing up my heart when I'm with you. But when we are apart I feel it too. But no matter what I do, I feel the pain! With or without you! Long story short this a violent strain I stumbled upon here. I hope I can be sober again.

<p>You don't sound excited.</p>

Gorilla Glue puts me on my ass..

<p>And sleep steals the princess again. Guys have as much luck as Mario with Bowser against this one.&nbsp;</p>

<p>The wording here is madness. You fell asleep while he was waiting for you to answer the door, like he'd just knocked? Since you didn't answer, he didn't come over? Huh?</p> <p>I think you still need some rest, OP.</p>

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I know the FMLs today seem a bit weird and all, but for the love please type in grammatically proper sentences.

I guess the only thing worse than this app's technical difficulties is OP's grammar. Wow

This is poorly written and hard to understand. Don't know if it's OP's fault, because most recent FML's have been a bit off.

I can see how the wording is confusing but OP's mistake was using "haven't" instead of "hadn't". I believe what happened is OP's date never got to come in because she was asleep while her date was either knocking on the door, ringing her doorbell, or probably texted her he's outside but she obviously didn't see the message. Whoever didn't understand this post at all because of the wording must be a complete moron. It's not that hard, man.