Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Top comments
zapzapp 0
awww. do you need a virtual hug?
unfortunate_13 5
be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!
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Comments (75)
mintcar 10
Some men are just complete asshole. If I were you, I wouldn't be too upset. He's clearly a douche.
mastahpg1 0
maybe U had it confused. maybe the date was for ur neighbor, but you thought he was talking to you!! btw did u play while hearing them get it on?
saleha97 4
I agree with #13 (:
Ninjafriends 1
I bet in his mind he got mixed up. "Is today 3B or 3E?" You know, "B" and "E" look and sound alike. He was confused and probably just decided to go for the hotter one.
dwkiely 0
hey that could have been you if you got straight to the point with him instead of that lets go out on a date shit
out_of_cares 4
I kind of enjoy NOT being a ****
birdyu7 5
How would you even know that it would be the girl who lives next door?
pimpedout900 0
Because obviously she knows how the other girls moans lol
out_of_cares 4
It was an apartment with paper thin walls and her bedroom or whatever room they were screwing in was right on the other side of one of my walls.
Froyden 0
Consider yourself lucky... you found out what he was without even having to be "**** of the week."
fman484 0
yeah I too wanted to know if you were getting yourself off to the sounds of them moaning!?!?!?
out_of_cares 4
umm no
Michael9081 0
maybe you should have put out first. sounds like she beat you to it
Sparx1_1 16
Not sure why you would be upset about being stood up by the building asshole. By tomorrow the woman he had sex with will be known as the building **** - and if he had kept the date it would have been you. Instead of FML this should be your lucky day.