Today, I was studying for a midterm, so I put my computer on the side of my desk to make more room for my books. My roommate came in while I wasn't paying attention and tackle-hugged me from behind - I fell over, knocking my computer out the window. I live on the 8th floor. FML
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Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
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boatiebanter 0
Don't know about anyone else, but I would never ever put something as valuable as a laptop next to an open window... That's just asking for an accident to happen.
cadenernest 0
Whoa, kill your roommate.
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Comments (107)
Dhamy 0
What I'm wondering is. Why...did the window have no screen? or anything...to block it from falling?
firecrackah 0
coming from someone else who lives on the 8th floor with a screen less window .. i say fyl ultimate!
hockeyplaya 0
what kind of ******* architect puts the window so low...
bellsy 0
FYL.... haha yeah i noticed number 9 too, probably funnier than the whole fml. and to #44, that wouldn't be funny, because they would have died.... hahaha nobody could take that story seriously though when explaining how your friend died whilst you were walking with him/her on the street.
bellstrange 0
seriously?....who puts a computer on the edge of a desk near an open window...? Are you dumb? Obviously since you did. Shit always happens when people do that. Just move it to the floor or place it on your bed, it's not going to kill the computer if you do. Or find a nother place to study where your computer isn't. Which is now your desk. Hope you got insureance on the thing.
katherinebby17 28
kill your roommate lol
wonnybot73 0
this is what happens when two fags room together.
user1101 0
i hope that wasnt a laptop but a monitor
ElsBells 0
Now, just wait to see "Today, I just got out of the hospital after recovering from a major head wound. Walking down the street for the first time in weeks, a laptop falls seemingly out of the sky and hits me on the head. I now have a concussion."
turdburgers 0
She just bought that computer, IMHO.