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By adieuvelib - 15/10/2011 01:53 - France

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By kodijack - 25/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 14:02

Today, I decided to ride my bike for the first time in over a year. It was seemingly going well, until I got to the first hill. As I began to ascend, I was trying a bit to hard and shit my pants, 8 kilometers away from my house. FML

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By ouch - 07/08/2011 07:12 - Mexico

Today, I learned that my brakes don't work anymore on my bike. When did I learn this? While speeding down a really steep hill. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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ckr911 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:04

Ahh, smart guy.

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:05

You did drop something. Your virginity. I'll pick it up for you though. Mmmmmmhmmmmm

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SnipeFatPeople 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:11

That sucks. It's nearly impossible to stet back up. He was pretty smart though.

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:38

Stet?

ricinator 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:43

he means "start"

CyonideCyns 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:12

OWNED :)

samsea 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:13

Well he's pretty clever.

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:13

Ahaha French bitchy humor as its best!

Decapitation 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:13

You should have said " You lost something too... your consciousness!" The knock him out.

Decapitation 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:32

Out*

Nukey 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 0:11

Hahaha, I like you.

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:15

wow lol way a little smartass haha

All_Blacks 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:15

You got owned by a little kid.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:18

Where does it say he was a kid? OP said 'a guy'. Although it's hard to imagine an adult, or even a teen, riding a scooter.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:29

screw him

Calen5556 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:31

This is an FML? I saw some guy on the news got attacked by a shark today. You got dissed while riding your bike up a hill.

cnslawson 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:31

Haha greatness..dick move but that is greatness at it's finest

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