Love, Alcohol, Drunk and Abuse: Assman

Assman

By Panda_bruh96 - 12/11/2021 05:00

Today, I love my boyfriend just as I always have, but I'm realizing I don't know if we'll last because he's an angry drunk. He drinks frequently, and I've talked to him about it, only to be met with, "I'm a grown ass man." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 051

You deserved it 226

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 23:05 - United States

Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 464

You deserved it 17 648

By Drunkard - 08/02/2017 00:54 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 116

You deserved it 794

The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 955

You deserved it 215

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 358

Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 880

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 4 021

That devil water

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 201

By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 480

You deserved it 6 114

I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 617

You deserved it 56 932

Projection

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 707

You deserved it 185

Forrice 11

Friday 12 November 2021 8:38

Just one word: RUN! You will not be able to fix him, his issues will only get worse and at the end he may even get violent. Leave him and live better life in the future

cacheson 41

Friday 12 November 2021 5:50

Tell him he’s also a grown-ass alcoholic. Grown-ass men have responsibilities and should listen to reason and constructive criticism in order to be good partners and good people.

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cacheson 41

Friday 12 November 2021 5:50

Tell him he’s also a grown-ass alcoholic. Grown-ass men have responsibilities and should listen to reason and constructive criticism in order to be good partners and good people.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 November 2021 5:58

I agreed with everything before the word "man."

Hangryko 31

Friday 12 November 2021 6:52

If he consistently refuses to accept help, get out now. It will only get worse for you from here.

Forrice 11

Friday 12 November 2021 8:38

Just one word: RUN! You will not be able to fix him, his issues will only get worse and at the end he may even get violent. Leave him and live better life in the future

weirdncrazy 25

Friday 12 November 2021 11:40

Please think about your own safety and get out while you can. You’ll meet other guys that you’ll fall in love with who are way less likely to abuse you

Doom_Kitty 12

Friday 12 November 2021 15:23

When he can't control himself when he drank or thinks that it's okay - no, then he's not a grown ass man.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Saturday 13 November 2021 0:07

This sounds like a very risky and dangerous situation, I hope you're safe. It seems like the best option to remove yourself now before things escalate. I'd also like to recommend therapy, specifically DBT therapy. Best of luck to you