Health: Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While...

By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Monday 2 May 2011 19:21

I bet that strained your relationship.

catnip216 0

Monday 2 May 2011 19:21

Hey, he grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like a bowl, then actually took it into the bathroom *while* you were having diarrhea. He may not be the brightest guy in the world, but he tried. You puked in it, afterall, so you didn't notice at first either.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:10

I think he's trying to subtly tell you something...

s3xymoma 1

Monday 2 May 2011 22:15

wow lol. that's crazy why would he get a strainer that's so funny. yes op defiantly fyl ! sorry :)

paperules 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:23

sucks

Lac2501 2

Monday 2 May 2011 22:35

You ma'am, picked a winner. :-)

NoellleBuddy 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:50

wow he was thinking... noot!!..

MrsPegg 45

Monday 2 May 2011 22:55

Wow & eww! I'm going to say FYL because that's gross, but also you get a YDI for not having a trash can in your bathroom... Four things every bathroom should have: toilet, bathtub/shower, sink & trashcan! (And yes, of course the towels and toiletries).

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:17

1. There may have been a trash can, but not close enough to the toilet for her to reach with out ******** everywhere (Damn. puking and the runs at the same time!!!) 2. It may not have been her house.

MrsPegg 45

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:01

Your #1 comment made me laugh! We've all had the ***** with vomit at one time in our life.... but if The trashcan was too far to reach, why not ask him to bring it to her?? We could hypothesize all day. There are many reasons for this FML ;)