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Today, at work, a customer asked where the shovels were. I tried to ask him if he was looking for snow shovels or regular shovels. It came out, "Are you looking for show snovels?" He then awkwardly said he was looking for snow shovels. FML
You should have gone full Ethel Merman and belted out: "There's no snovels like show snovels like no snovels I know!"