By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
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DocBastard 38

I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.

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lmaoatall 6

Do you have a thing for thing?

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pulkit10 3

yes, but only if it has the creepy laugh everytime you try to touch the hand.

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Mitch_Connor 11

Looks like they finally *puts on sunglasses* CAME IN HANDY

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I_am_hungry 5

Maybe the gaps between its fingers weren't big enough for hers?

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leadman1989 15

Why didn't you buy the skeleton? At least he could give you a bone.

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thiscrazything 1

You need to get out more. Try volunteering.

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lksdliz 9

As an "old lady", I have to say that this is what comes of too much Facebook and not enough "face time" out in the real world... There are too many posts along these lines and you people are freaking me out. Gotta go places and do things now. With PEOPLE.

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ndhin831 2

I hope you weren't looking for warmth and understanding from FML. There are other resources, go find them.

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HumanFreakshow 5

I'll be your friend, you little loner, you ;)

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Christianrules 1

Can I be your " Friend" ;)?

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