Penkkis
Finland
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lolfayce
United States
Today, I was at the costume rental shop I work at, when I saw a kid trying to walk out the door wearing what appeared to be one of our fake monster claws, so I chased him down and grabbed it. It wasn't. It was his prosthetic hand. FML
HDCkid
United States
Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML
mack
Canada
Skittish
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
KWM
United States
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dude, you OK?
Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
Anonymous
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, I was pretending to be a mom with my friends, and I was joking how I bought them candy and that it cost me an arm and a leg, only to realize that the cashier only had one arm. FML
bottombarrel
Greenville, United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
Anonymous
Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.
Llamassss 21
Get a dog.
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Comments (92)
KushTaeKush 0
Haha that's pretty bad.
ImInABox 6
Wait.. Tried to?
MsMeiriona 2
These stories always make me wonder why, if the individual desires human companionship, they don't go some where and do something about it. Granted, I am the reverse, and making a hermit of yourself is probably much easier, but, ye gods. Go play with puppies at your local shelter or something. Do something about your problem.
treymendous 0
What do u mean u tried?
Tiffsinny 0
You made that up
JRFaceless 8
I like how they live in Lapland
raggyone1 4
omigod halloween is here
rainbowdinosaur 0
Sounds like a forever alone comic...
michi23 0
Why dont you go out and make some friends or something instead of holding a fake creepy hand. Seriously?
brianod 0
Forever alone