By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
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DocBastard 38

I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.

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MsMeiriona 2

These stories always make me wonder why, if the individual desires human companionship, they don't go some where and do something about it. Granted, I am the reverse, and making a hermit of yourself is probably much easier, but, ye gods. Go play with puppies at your local shelter or something. Do something about your problem.

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treymendous 0

What do u mean u tried?

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rainbowdinosaur 0

Sounds like a forever alone comic...

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michi23 0

Why dont you go out and make some friends or something instead of holding a fake creepy hand. Seriously?

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