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By thatkid00117 - 15/07/2013 17:15 - United States - Avalon

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 0:01

Hey guys, it was a pretty rough day so I wasn't surprised at least one person encountered trouble, and he didn't speak a word whilst he was gripped tightly to the flotation device. Once on shore I asked him if he was alright and instructed him how not to get caught in another rip current. He promptly to me to "f off" and that he didn't need help. At that point his girlfriend ran up to ask if he was hurt, and everything went downhill from there. I appreciate the sympathy, but it would be a little irresponsible of me to let the man die :)

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MissVeracity 12

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:21

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

thatnucca 36

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

MissVeracity 12

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:21

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

ElementaryEdGuy 18

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:29

Better yet, you could take him back out to where he was drowning.

chanellgymnast 17

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:30

Oh hell no! Toss him back in and feed his lousy ass to the sharks! Shark bait ooh ha ha!

Ambient25 24

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:56

OP should look on the bright side, the guy is in line for the next Darwin Award..."Oh no I'm drowning...but there might be witnesses so I can't tell anyone..."

fishstick557 14

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:25

Know how you feel OP people do that to me at my beach too. I just tell them "you're welcome."

FML_Elle 17

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Saturday 10 May 2014 6:11

*Throws him back into ocean*

jw90 18

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

Well if he can't swim he shouldn't have been showing off.

Ian7890 23

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:27

What I am wondering is how you show off by swimming? Ya I can swim like a million other people.

Flaum 7

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:01

People do that, believe it or not, especially the sort whose attempts at showing off backfire when they get caught in the tide, and then yell at the guy who saved them.

thatnucca 36

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

mete_orito 34

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:27

Haha I was thinking exactly the same. ..

rich443 22

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

throw his butt back in

TheWindowLicker 13

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

Clearly you were just trying to steal his girlfriend. We see through your clever ruse.

annie_nk 22

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Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

But he didn't say anything the whole way to the shore? If he was really that embarrassed, you'd think he'd say something when the life guard grabbed him.