FML : Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we...

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Hey guys, it was a pretty rough day so I wasn't surprised at least one person encountered trouble, and he didn't speak a word whilst he was gripped tightly to the flotation device. Once on shore I asked him if he was alright and instructed him how not to get caught in another rip current. He promptly to me to "f off" and that he didn't need help. At that point his girlfriend ran up to ask if he was hurt, and everything went downhill from there. I appreciate the sympathy, but it would be a little irresponsible of me to let the man die :)

By thatkid00117 / Monday 15 July 2013 17:15 / United States - Avalon

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By MissVeracity | 12

#5582031 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:21

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

By thatnucca | 36

#5582034 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

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By MissVeracity | 12

#5582031 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:21

How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5582061 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:29

Better yet, you could take him back out to where he was drowning.

chanellgymnast | 17

#5582063 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:30

Oh hell no! Toss him back in and feed his lousy ass to the sharks!
Shark bait ooh ha ha!

Ambient25 | 24

#5582096 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:56

OP should look on the bright side, the guy is in line for the next Darwin Award..."Oh no I'm drowning...but there might be witnesses so I can't tell anyone..."

fishstick557 | 14

#5582399 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 3:25

Know how you feel OP people do that to me at my beach too. I just tell them "you're welcome."

FML_Elle | 17

#5940299 - Saturday 10 May 2014 6:11

*Throws him back into ocean*

By jw90 | 18

#5582033 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

Well if he can't swim he shouldn't have been showing off.

Ian7890 | 23

#5582258 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:27

What I am wondering is how you show off by swimming? Ya I can swim like a million other people.

Flaum | 7

#5582505 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:01

People do that, believe it or not, especially the sort whose attempts at showing off backfire when they get caught in the tide, and then yell at the guy who saved them.

By thatnucca | 36

#5582034 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh

mete_orito | 34

#5582539 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:27

Haha I was thinking exactly the same. ..

By rich443 | 22

#5582035 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

throw his butt back in

By TheWindowLicker | 13

#5582036 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

Clearly you were just trying to steal his girlfriend. We see through your clever ruse.

By annie_nk | 22

#5582037 - Monday 15 July 2013 23:22

But he didn't say anything the whole way to the shore? If he was really that embarrassed, you'd think he'd say something when the life guard grabbed him.