Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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on_a_boat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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Kamazar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:57

Aaaah, comfy pillow... oh s***.

dol567 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:00

#77 and 81...what's wrong with you?!?!?! And yeah...four weeks? That's crazy. I adopted my cat when she was six weeks, but she was found on the side of the road and the mother had left.

bartmasta 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

#79 it's not like any other animal should make other people go BAWWWWWWWW

crazysteve10790 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

oh my god, thats just horrible =(

KittyBlack 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

To all the people saying separation at 12 weeks etc YES I'm sure everyone gets it. REGARDLESS. How heavy a sleeper are you? Rolling over wouldn't be immediate and you WOULD feel the kitty beneath you. If for some reason you didn't happen to feel something non-bed-like under you, you'd HEAR the kitten as you started to roll, presumably. = If I killed my cat, I'd never be able to sleep again. So FYL. You'll be scarred for life.

Doopliss 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

13, s/he did kill it, the either rolled on it or suffocated it.

truslide 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:04

just a cat. NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT AS A LITTLE PUPPY.

rihannalover 0

Monday 27 April 2009 0:06

i want to protect myself by thinking this isn't true... i REALLY seriously hope it's for entertainment. but if it's true, you deserved it all the way. fucktard!