Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
Colour_fml 0
I'd probably kill myself if I killed my cat. :(
ybother8989 0
thats not even funny. its just sick and disgusting.
mrstanfords 1
some of the people commenting on this are seriously ****** up. least funny fml i've ever read, god thats sad
alwayzbored 0
#16 youre a little slow aren't you?
MissOCD 0
Maybe the kids had already gone to bed and thats why the OP fell asleep while babysitting, at least I hope so, if not YDI for falling asleep while babysitting.
HelloFlower 0
#34: "Other times, the mother gets killed (Maybe the OP fell asleep with her, too...)." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that made my day. But look on the bright side: At least you didn't fall asleep and roll over one of the children!
rokai_fml 0
#4 - the person probably had a female cat that gave birth to the 4 week kitten
Amkii 0
I hope someone kicks you where it counts sometime soon, you sick ****.
MyBloodSings 0
... Who snuggles a four week old kitten?! Even though stupid people SOMETIMES have no control over their actions because they're STUPID...I hate you.
hallieeexox 0
i hope this is fake. this is horrible, atleast make it up to them. 4 weeks for crying out loud. that's so sad.]: rest in peace little kitten.: