Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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Top comments
on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
yourpathetic 0
To all the idiots who are getting so over emotional over this. Keep up the good work, its gets funnier by the minute :)
the_walrus 0
don't like cats. no worries
sugarsickness 0
I call big time bullshit. At four weeks, a kitten is still with it's mother and siblings, and would still be entirely dependent on milk. There was no suggestion in this sad attempt at a FML of this being a kitten bred by the neighbours. Besides, momma cat would've clawed your face off, kittens being squashed would make a noise, I'm guessing. Get a life.
Bookie2152 0
#144 HAHAHA comment of the month!
Dinglenuts 0
Can I eat the remains?
21yearoldvirgin 0
I agree with 8, 43, and 45. The OP is a moron, a failure, and just a douchebag. Oh poor you, how about the CAT YOU JUST KILLED. F(the cat's former)L. Ugh!
youdontknow27 0
Sometimes you have to babysit into the morning... I've fallen asleep at a babysitting job when the parents weren't going to be back till like 3 or 4am... Why is that so bad?
24788 7
Sometimes things just happen.
QJD 0
bwa Ha har.
xxjoexx 0
146-not necessarily if she rolled over and crushed it quick it might not have time to cry, and if it was just smothered it's cries would be very muffled while it died a slow torturous death.