Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
Bookie2152 0
#129 - you should hang yourself for being over-dramatic
average_girl 0
srry 130 i did not actually mean he should rlly go hang himself.. i just love cats so much and it hurts me so much 2 hear about a little kitten who dies b/c somebody was so careless and stupid!
xxjoexx 0
Wow, so much anguish over a cat. So it missed it's rightfull place as future road kill or target practice, big deal.
DanceRox9008 0
this is angela from the office and i just died. well i fainted. and then my cats saved me. i saw sprinkles while i was out. this is terrible you sick sick person. and you should have died in place of the cat.
average_girl 0
134 u should go hang urself 4 being a bitch and an animal abuser
asxp10 0
#4, they have to be about 8 weeks old to be adopted. Although, the family could be breeders.
TigressUK 0
Unless the kitten was part of a litter that the neighbours were raising, this story is untrue. The earliest a kitten can be weaned and sent off to new owners is 7 weeks.
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
how could you!!! btw i agree with 134!!
TigressUK 0
However, the story suggests that the neighbours only had one kitten. I'm apt to think that this story is made up.
wordsandtricks 0
I don't understand why some of you are so adamant about it not mattering because it was a cat. Cats are living things too... People seem to like them less because they're not mindlessly devoted and obedient like dogs. Frankly I like a little personality in an animal. Cats>dogs