Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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Comments (308)
truslide 0
#59, you pinned the tail on the donkey
jumpgurl23 0
youre ****** up.
splitsides 4
#68, chill out. The OP clearly didn't do it on purpose. He/she happened to doze off. Not good, but accidents do happen. It doesn't mean he/she was neglectful or an animal killer. Calm the **** down (and learn to spell while you're at it).
CourtneeMalakian 0
omfg ur lucky that wasnt my kitten i ****** love cats to death and if someone killed my kitten (purpose or accident) id have their ass id be soo pissed and sad
katherinebby17 28
im sorry buy idk why but thats a little funny poor kitty thats what happens when you do dumb stuff like fall asleep while baby sitting
gregberu 0
How can people vote for " you deserved that one"?
Bookie2152 0
this is awesome! best one i've read in a while!
google_fml 3
:O.
fmylifefurlife 0
ahaha clearly you guys are all cat people. Thats probably the most hilarious thing i have ever heard! Don't feel bad it was just a cat.
suckerz 0
1. why the hell would you sleep while babysitting??? 2. #1 explains why you're irresponsible so this was all your fault... it's not FYL it's F the kitty's life... shame on you... I hope you feel terrible...