Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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shan789mudge 0
thats so sad
latuka 0
ok for the people saying the kitten shouldn't be away from its mum at 4 weeks (and #52), if the owners did adopt, I know for a fact that the pound lies about the age of the animal (they are supposed to be at least 8 weeks) just so that they can get rid of it. they said my dog was 8 weeks and about 4 weeks later the vet told us he was now 8 weeks old. same could've happened for the cat. or it could be the scenario 34 and 38 say. and 61 made this fml really funny! thanks =] and 93 are you serious?! im sorry but you are ridiculous. FYL dude, but in time you'll get over it...
cd5love96 0
Hope it wasn't a black kitten.
too_much_fun 0
Does anyone else look through comments that have commented on other peoples comments and go back to those comments to see if they were funny? for example" hahaha #17 that so funny!" so you go back and look at comment 17? I do that.
crimdelacrim 0
well god kills a kitty every time you jerk off so no biggie here.. jk you are a ******* moron please go to the nearest freeway and play chicken with an escalade
Bookie2152 0
#108- good call
colortherainbowx 0
I hope you ******* burn in hell you animal murderer. You deserve to die the same way the poor kitty died. SLOW AND PAINFUL.
kaisersiggi 0
:(
mariam_fml 0
#34 Other times, the mother gets killed (Maybe the OP fell asleep with her, too...). ROFL. Did not see that coming XD. Anyway, I'm definitely no super model, but I've snuggled and slept with and had 4 week old kittens sleeping on and around me (excuse the long, badly written sentence, I'm tired AND pmsing -_-;) and, well, none of them died XD so I'm inclined to believe this is fake, or at least I hope so, because it's horrible D= if it were true I'd be worried about ever falling asleep anywhere near a kitty ever again >_< I really wish I didn't read this FML.
nuga 0
I don't get why they chose this one to post...it's not funny, it's just depressing =(