Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
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on_a_boat 0
I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(
altna 4
That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.
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designedlikedice 0
YDI for sleeping on the job. And you're not supposed to sleep with animals that small.
mimimi_fml 0
its either fake, or you're and idiot for sleeping while babysitting. its not an FML. its FTL
magnanimous 0
Animal abuse and negligence when it comes to pets is very common. Not to mention stupidity. The OP comment is Darwinism at it's best, whether post is real or not. It's just plain sick.
greenman_fml 0
sounds to me like you did them a favor. cats are pretty much worthless. buy them a dog as an apology gift if you really feel bad about it. sounds like a win-win-win situation to me.
soxgrl33 0
Wtf?! That's terrible! I'm sure you didn't do it on purpose, but I had to click YDI. Poor little baby :(
mariam_fml 0
#112 actually maybe they weren't four weeks old, but i doubt any older than two months (i know, huge difference, but let me again blame sleepiness/pms DX).
LambOFGod 0
well that really does suck haha
BurnTheVegan 0
I really want to know why you fell asleep while babysitting; the only somewhat redeemable excuses are you were outrageously tired and tried very hard to stay conscious but failed, or the kids were asleep and you set your alarm to wake up in a short amount of time. That being said, for your sake I hope the kitten died due to a disease or abnormality as opposed to being suffocated by your body.
vietiscool 2
could have been abandoned? i found an abandoned kitten in a shopping cart in the park and he was only 3 weeks old.
soxgrl33 0
#117 - you suck. come on.