Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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HTXMEX 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:17

poor lil kitty :/

mutantcow 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:18

YDI. poor kitty. :

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:18

Oh yeah, I hope the litter was born there, kittens should not be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks. Yes, 12 weeks, study your cats if you think any less than that is ok. http://www.breedlist.com/faq/young.html

little_bee 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:19

Why were you sleeping when you were supposed to be watching your neighbours kids?

lifepwn 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:19

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heynow09 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:19

id kill myself. FYL

Gotz_No_Love 1

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:19

first, i hope this is fake. second, i don't think you should snuggle with small animals.

meno111 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

ahaha. that is so ****** up. r.i.p kitty.

cheri_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

this happened to me and a parrot i used to have. seriously, the most depressing thing that has ever happened to me. that bird was my baby :( i can sympathize.